Sunday, July 22, 2007

I would never have imagined that I, me!, could be a sexist. But here I go.. making derogatory generalisations about ALL males. Yes they can be a bit of fun. And YES, they do help us to feel loved and needed to a certain extent. BUT, when it comes down to the 'can they keep it in their pants factor', 9.9/10 will fail!!!

Regardless of what type of man you choose(i.e Up-himself, nerdo, christian, average Jo..) when confronted with a pair of tits or ass, his mind will switch to sex. Sex, sex and more SEX! He will imagine being inside her. He will imagine fucking her from behind. I am by no means saying that we should worry ourselves with thinking about what he's thinking(as it is impossible to crucify one on something which we have no proof). But needless to say, if the woman with the gargantuan breasts gives him even a flicker of hope, he'll be licking her clit by Sunday. It doesn't matter whether you are married, engaged or even on honeymoon, he WILL stray, for where there is an eager woman, there is always a cock to be fiddled with.

You may think that you are safe because yr looks are envied by all, and so you imagine that he will live forever with sweet undying adoration of you and only you. But dearies you are WRONG!! He will stray. And more than often it will be with the not so good looking girl who lives next door, or at work, or more commonly... yr BEST FRIEND! Point to note: Be you supermodel or merely middling, he will cheat. You are not safe. I repeat, not safe.

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